“Lost Soul Mate”

[1. Remember the speaker is not the same as the narrator.

2. I apologize for the language]

I long to be held, kissed, and loved

I’ve followed all the rules and done nothing wrong

I’ve spent a lifetime improving myself and even

Tried to attain all the qualities I look for in a soul mate

Now, they tell me that I’m too intimidating for one

I’m too educated and too involved in the community

I’m too religious yet too friendly with the atheists

I’m the problem and it’s my curse to be single

Guess what world and soul mate possibilities,

Especially those who can’t stand the thought of me: